But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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