I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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