is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Randomize
