brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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