There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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