I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
