Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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