She said her name was "party"
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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