I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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