Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
God, I missed his penis.
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