if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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