i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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