We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize