Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
why do cheetos always look like penises
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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