you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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