Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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