I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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