She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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