I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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