Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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