But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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