if i died would you start the facebook group?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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We left the knife in your bed.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Pooping to opera.
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