Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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