Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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