your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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