I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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