Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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