remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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