Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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