bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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