Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm just crazy horny about you
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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