I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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