Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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