awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
only you would photoshop your dick
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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