I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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