You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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