whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Randomize