Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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