we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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