naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
And then he peed in my hair
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