You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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