im about as happy as oj after his trial
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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