butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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