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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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