If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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