Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Randomize