I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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