im gay
i know
yea but for you.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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