If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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