Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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