it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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