But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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