Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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