IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
In America we eat man semen.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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