We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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